RMS.SNAP · RATE · ROAST
TOP SCORES 18+
THE INTERNET'S CHEEKIEST ROLL REVIEW

RATEMYSPLIFF.

Take a photo. Pick a judge. Get your score.

NO ACCOUNT NEEDED. EVERY RATING JOINS THE COMPETITION.
01 / YOUR MASTERPIECE READY TO JUDGE

👤 FIRST, PICK YOUR PLAYER NAME

Your nickname is unique. Existing leaderboard names are reserved.

All ratings are public. Your nickname, photo, verified AI score and verdict will be shown to everyone. Only submit photos you have permission to share, with no faces or personal details. Your nickname is remembered on this phone.

02 / PICK YOUR POISON

CHOOSE YOUR JUDGE.

Same roll. Three very different opinions.

✳ REAL PHOTOS ONLY. AI VERIFICATION MUST BE ONLINE TO RATE IMAGES.

03 / THE VERDICT IS IN

JUDGEMENT DAY.

✳ PHOTO DEMO
THE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SCORE
7.2/10
RESPECTABLE EFFORT
🏅 ROOKIE ROLLER

For the laughs. Not for laboratory use.

SAVAGE JUDGE SAYS

Well, it's certainly a roll.

Demo scores use photo metrics only and do not recognise the roll. For entertainment, not a safety assessment.

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AUTOMATIC LEADERBOARD ENTRY.

Save your score to your personal demo leaderboard.

Your name is saved above

Your nickname, photo, score and verdict appear publicly when the rating is posted.

04 / BRAGGING RIGHTS

THE LEADERBOARD.

Live verified photo ratings. Tap a score to see its AI verdict and roasts.

◉ LIVE SCORES

👑 THE WEEKLY CROWN · RESETS MONDAY (UTC)

THE THRONE IS OPEN

The highest verified score this week takes the crown. New scores can change the leader.

🏆 LAST WEEK'S CHAMPIONNo champion recorded yet
THE ROAST PIT

Think your mate's roll looks questionable? Find their score below and tap ROAST THIS ROLL to leave a comment. Only verified leaderboard players can post.

🥊 SPLIFF BATTLES

1 vs 1 · VERIFIED SCORES

Challenge a mate from the leaderboard! Your best verified AI score is locked when you send the challenge. Your mate gets 48 hours to accept with their own verified score. Highest score wins. No AI rerating, no made-up results.

Only registered players with a verified score can challenge.

⚔️ CHALLENGES & RESULTS

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🏆 BATTLE CHAMPIONS

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👑 RMS SEASONS

MONTHLY CHAMPIONSHIP

Every month is a new championship. Earn points from your best verified photo score each day, Unlock levels and collect trophies. A new champion is crowned on the first of each month (UTC).

🎖️ YOUR PLAYER LEVEL

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🏆 LAST MONTH'S CHAMPION

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🎯 HOW TO EARN POINTS

One best verified rating per day: score × 10 points. Each battle victory: +25 points. Draw: +10 points.

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Season rankings require a registered nickname and verified scores earned after registration. Battle points count for up to three completed matches per player per day. Current records reflect available score and battle history.

🥚 SECRET SIDE QUEST · 0 / 3 eggs found · Poke around and discover the secrets.
RANK / ROLLERJUDGE / SCORE
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Demo scores are estimates and saved on your device only. Friends won't see these rankings until a shared leaderboard database is connected.

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📱 SCAN TO GET RMS

Take a screenshot and send it to your mates. They can scan the QR code with their camera or Google Lens to open Rate My Spliff.